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«Anecdote» about real devils - it is the coded message, the secret. You can to solve it only going, step by step on all the chapters of the site Delo-X (X-File).

 

An old and two young devils are sitting on fishing.

And young devil says to the old:
- Can you tell an anecdote about the devils?

The fish do not bite.

The old devil replied:
- One anecdote it's possible, - he corrected the fishing rod and began to tell from afar,

- One day, accidentally⁽¹⁾, several devils met and decided to fly to South Africa to hunt.

They flew and walked, walked. Tired. And so, accidentally, they lay down in one place to relax. The sun has worn out, there is no wildfowl and the devils fell asleep...
Woke up and saw several jeeps in front of them on the road, and there is no one around... Someone left jeeps accidentally.

Several devils got up, approached to the jeeps. All around are scattered and trodden. We tidied up. We are cultural devils...
We looked inside of jeeps, and saw some kinds of stones.

We call to heaven by telephone: «We found some gems, does not need someone stones accidentally?»
The answer from heaven: «We do not need, but there and there the cars will pass accidentally. Maybe they need?»
We are: «Well, we will just on the way. If we will meet accidentally, then we will ask».

Accidentally an equal number of machines (on each side) ride on a deserted intersection in the savannah, at sunset, with a difference of one hour. They have five devils more than us in the machines. Dialogue is clear: accidentally, accidentally.

The one who need the gems says: «We are taking away all and will go».
Our main devil responds: «No! Be kind, write a receipt⁽²⁾».
They: «Is it why?»
And our: «This is for your peace of mind, that no one takes gems away on your way».
We have got the receipt.
They are kindly: «Maybe ride you?»
In reply: «No. We are close to go, fifty versts⁽³⁾, we will walk. You better will take away your three devils in the bushes, you need to go far away».
They: «Thank you for reminding us. How many of you?»
Our: «Do you want to lose the stones?»
In reply: «No, we do not want...» On that we parted.

 

The old devil takes out a cigarette, crumples it like a ciggy and lights up slowly.

The young devil:
- What's the tidbit⁽⁴⁾?

The old speaks:
- Do not hurry to live... The tidbit is that, we are accidentally, so accidentally...

And when we returned, the whole our group called in the Central Committee of the CPSU⁽⁵⁾. We thought that to reward, but «fucked» us rigidly and specifically. The specific⁽⁶⁾ Secretary of the CPSU shouted, he didn't mince words, that all of us will demote, eliminate, arrest, and we will sit for life, each in solitary confinement without charge or trial!!!

One young devil opened his mouth, and the other devil climbs with the issue:
- Well, what are you?

The old:
- We are silent. The main thing in the office⁽⁷⁾ - do not ask questions!!! We wait until he speaks out... He spoke out.
Our Commander accidentally walks over to the Secretary: «What surname are you called?» He was confused and responds...
The Commander: «How many were jeeps?» He says to him...
The Commander took out the receipt, brought the receipt to eyes of the party bonze⁽⁸⁾ and says: «Read… All the same? Is the same surname and number?»
The Secretary said with eyes wide: «Yes?!»
The Commander: «You are here together sort it out without us!»

Groomed clerks of the CPSU stood on the sidelines, they gloated to the separation and the sentence of the Politburo member, and the Commander specifically says to the Secretary: «Fuck you!!!!», turns around and tells us: «Guys, let's go!» And the total silence in the back...

 

There was a pause in the air... the young devil says scaredly:
- What is understood, were excluded, dismissed, imprisoned... And the stones did you find?

The old devil looking over his glasses:
- I have already said. I repeat for shell-shocked⁽⁹⁾: «And the total silence»!
I sit and think when we woke up, accidentally it was necessary did not to count one of the jeep, and the whole group with grandchildren would have lived specifically. And so, we accidentally left alive, and they live specifically.

Again there was the silence…

The young devil says sadly:
- Are you moping granddad?

The old with a grin:

- Do not wait! You are lying on the deck here, neighing like horses, scaring the fish.
Do you think that you are the devils? The real devils are there (and pointed up ).
And you are so, running errands for them.

Quietly, it seems the fish are biting…

Five-kilo big fish caught on bait of granddad accidentally specifically. Accidentally the fish strayed from the shoal and zigzag went to a specific yacht.

In the evening at the villa the young shell-shocked devil asks the old:
- And to whom are the stones and the rest hanged⁽¹⁰⁾? - and hears:

- And there did not have to hang up on anyone. There were devils from the whole world...

The young says again:
- Did you get lucky again?

The granddad:
- No, we didn't. So we just walked.

The young devil not let up:
- And did not find it no one else?

The old:
- Why did not find? We found.

The young:
- And how long have you walked?

In reply:
- How much so much and walked.

The young bothered with his questions:
- Did not you fall asleep nowhere and never?

The granddad with a pause:
- You are really shell-shocked. I've told «So we just walked». You must have a conscience! They (who are mining diamonds) have children also. And the children - it is holy! The topic closed.
Phoned my old friend, asks accidentally to visit him in a few days. In the plans is the First Throne⁽¹¹⁾... Do you remember? What about visas, tickets and other things?

The taciturn young devil clearly reported:
- All as you taught, with change and fall-back option.

 

So an accidentally visit to Russia began…
What happened next, read and see for yourself…

 

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Meaning of words:

(1) Accident (philosophical category) – it shows the relationship between the real world phenomena. Accident – it is the point of intersection of the two necessities.

(2) Receipt – a document which confirms the receipt of money, valuables, performance of obligations promise.

(3) Verst – old Russian measure of length, equal to 1 km 66.8 meters.

(4) Tidbit (youth slang) – originality, «zest», hidden meaning.

(5) Central Committee of the CPSU – the Central Committee of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union. It ceased to exist in 1991. Property of the Communist Party was selected by the new authorities. In 1991 the USSR collapsed (The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics).

(6) Specific (youth slang) - 1. Strong, a prominent. 2. High-quality, good. 3. About man - crime boss, thug.

(7) Office (professional language) - KGB (State Security Committee) of the USSR.

(8) Bonze (figurative meaning) – haughty clerk, politician, oligarch.

(9) Shell-shocked (figurative meaning) – bad and slow thinking person. In the literal sense: a man whose head was hit by the impact of the blast wave.

(10) Hang (youth slang) – shift the blame, wrongly to accuse.

(11) First Throne - Moscow is the capital of the USSR, from 1991 year is the capital of Russia.