To the joke FSB April 1, 2007


 

«I hate wealth, because I loved of people,
as I see and feel all strings of my soul,
today people worship the Golden calf,
who made the human soul in a bestial
and expelled from the hearts of people love».

                                                    (Felix Dzerzhinsky).

 

Felix DzerzhinskyIntelligence agencies around the world are the first to know about everything, Russia is an exception, i.e. they will learn the latest!

Our competent authorities now look respectable. But it comes down to, they do not know anything, do not know how or do not want to know. At Lubyanka forget that the monument was to a knight of the revolution F. Dzerzhinsky on the square in front of KGB. How dismantled the monument, too, no one knows or remembers, there was something in the last century, someone accidentally hooked by a crane, and in the Management of KGB 2500 people haven't noticed this by accidentally.

 

History is a capricious thing, sometimes it is repeated in the new events and new faces, but the plot is old, is repeated. Not surprisingly, if you remove the roof from the Central Office of the Russian Federal Security Service, and they find out, as usual, in the last turn.

All media scored interviews and words of responsible persons of «empty words» that work ahead. On proactive disclosure of crimes, you have to look face it, to call things by their names, to finish the sentence before the end... So tell me, the President of the Russian Federation Vladimir Putin ordered (it is his will)!

 

In the CPSU the KGB - this is shock troops of the Central Committee of the CPSU, under Vladimir V. Putin this is the personal guard of Vladimir Putin! Border guards don't count. The entire country need to raise money for a new monument of Iron Felix, put on the old place. Someone needs to monitor their presence in the service of the people of Russia. May be and a flick of the finger on someone's forehead, which Felix's iron fist will give, regardless of position. Why? Because if something happens, the FSB is responsible for this, everything is simple – their job's function is the fight against corruption in the highest echelons of state power, no other progress there.

 

The USSR was disorganized by order of Yuri Andropov, V. A. Kryuchkov (lack of order), with the filing of E. M. Primakov, etc. at the behest of Gorbachev, under the guidance of the CIA...

Collapse of the USSR, everyone is happy, everyone laughs! Now let's and Russia. Did the Federal Reserve give You money or are printing now?! The Yankees will bring wood and cotton steamer boat, will print money, at all enough; we think, that all Generals need to add to the list of Forbes for their excellence in service!

 

Condescension to evil is closely bordered on the criminal


Thanks, that you are not forget about the people, there are television shows of FSB before the elections!!! When unity of command is order, in General, staffing is the arrogance and contempt for others, they are near gods, they have a luxurious «Life», and we are the rabble!


Our case - is no exception, but the law. We will not arguing, we have three facts!

  1. The statement in the Central Apparatus of the FSB wrote down in black and white, that possible threat of terrorist act; in one sentence we wrote, that 100,000 rubles offered for information, where to carry a sack of potatoes, literally: «...they're all drunk...» Where is the reaction?!

  2. Mr. I. N. Kollegov worked in the Department against Organized Crime (RUBOP) of St. Petersburg is not an investigator or operative, but the prosecutor supervision on the work of the RUBOP in the rank of Colonel of the FSB. Probably, did he forget from where retired when he moved for work to L. Shats?
    2 people with machine guns guarded him on the service, St. Petersburg - it's nothing to sneeze at, but the Crime Capital! Why he refused to help, it's simple: resist criminal criminals he maybe; against those from whose hands he feeds - it is in question.
    Accidentally they will betray him or kill and blame the organized criminal group «Tambovskie», now need to fabricate a criminal case against Kumarin, but not when a prison sentence ends.
    ...but that is not to bring the conflict situation to the desired ear – a little hard to believe, nonsense!

  3. Where is located police and the Federal Security Service of St. Petersburg. The address is one, one room, reception hours are the same, the doors are nearby. All serious cases in a box at the entrance do not throw, and carry by hand. This means that the neighboring office regularly looks at all incoming cases, and some, including Resonance (collective) are reading in the next room after 5 minutes after receiving the materials.
    Any chief on incoming and receiving mail this is informant, which selects categories of the cases and he reports on the Charter. Perhaps now in a different way, but it was so.

It is likely that they are (St. Petersburg FSB, Chief Ruchev) agree with the police in St. Petersburg and Leningrad region (Chief Piotrowski) for how many Piotrowski can not find the criminals, and how much Ruchev will not notice, and will be silent. Then each sends report on the work done «wonderful and money» in Moscow, everyone is happy, everyone laughs! Congratulations! You're good at to serve «for the ruble» to the people and the homeland!


Key: Zajcev prosecutor


It is necessary immediately ordered for our generals of FSB of Russia and a number of other officers from Vyacheslav Zaitsev (couturier) (www: zaitsev.info) and Valentin Yudashkin (couturier) (www: yudashkin.som) new knee-length uniform jacket, as space for awards is not enough, and you can immediately brilliant cassock with officer's insignia - saving people's money, space for medals and order of merits to toe, specific pockets for cash, and important - do not need to change, all-in-one.

We kindly ask not to confuse V. Zaytsev (fashion designer) S. P. Zaitsev (w:prokuratura.sp.ru) from the Prosecutor's office of St. Petersburg; who are interested, how looks for and lives key: Zajcev prosecutor, he overtook income of two our Presidents, has sold an apartment for 20 million rubles; does not our Kirilenko and company buyers? Only they have the money!!!

…and so the joke of 01.04.2007, note, documents in the police department, in the Prosecutor's Office St. Petersburg and no sent further; asked in own way, quietly to bring Kirilenko, and to bring the St. Petersburg-Dietprodukt, Smolninsky and other to senses! But if you're in the share... on a short leash..., then « Alas!», Now the joke...


Mental pabulum: St. Petersburg hot problems for the FSB


Marginal notesWho will be the first Blank(1), Vetlugin(2), Krotov(3), Moriarty?…
The last few months in St. Petersburg are rough-and-tumble at all levels and ends with a - lawlessness in the Smolny.

 

Marginal notesThe crux of the matter: they do bankrupt of suppliers «Dietprodukt», getting products on the terms of credit (the money in 2-3 months). They showed a Fig sign for zero amount (nothing) to all.

 

Marginal notesSomeone of the vice-governors took the business himself. At the entrance the Bull(4) sits and sends all to arbitration, where there is no budget 30-40 million.

 

Marginal notes«PC Childhood», where Kirilenko M. M. is famous in the Academy VKS (Military Space Academy), just ran away with the money budget, accounting, and leadership.

 

Marginal notesMoscow asks, we dive into the matter... Firefighters are looking for, the police is looking for...

 

Marginal notesBulls are on duty on the Petrogradskaja from the bank... arrows on edge... Suppliers walk by the administrations... the administration says: «Go to the Arbitration».

 

Marginal notesPolice do not live at home, the phone is silent... suppliers do not even know in person. SS NW SB RF(5) stop withdrawal of assets categorically refuses, shining goal. Criminals have been chasing some Kirilenko, it is a bonus game. Guys are serious, to be shooting.

 

Marginal notesWho will catch the first?
Who is this mysterious M. M. (Kirilenko)? DB(6) overwritten maximally… What will the suppliers get? If Defense Minister Ivanov said on national television: «The company is registered in a communal apartment».

Marginal notesWe look in the computer: Sberbank, guard of M. Kirilenko withdraws money from the caches to buy a car; walks through the city quietly, without protection

 

Marginal notes01.04.2007 - the balance of LLC «PC «Childhood» will be - 0 ... may be sold with a surcharge for the Bulls (see the previous version.). «It is not possible to recover» it is (favorite quote from the decisions of arbitration courts, bailiffs in the absence of the debtor's assets and the total corruption).

Marginal notesWe watch a "Movie"... Who, who, who is M. M. (Kirilenko); did V. I. (Matvienko) not say a word about him?

 

Marginal notesWe are looking into the criminal environment - No. Flight abroad until 2003 - there no... in place (in St. Petersburg); The ski: 19.03.2007, the activities carried out within the framework of the Committee for Physical Culture and Education.

 

Marginal notesHe takes money perhaps on someone else's name (in passport), we learn 3-5 minutes...
We look the other side - there is no ... Where are you M. M. (Kirilenko)? From GRU (Main Intelligence Directorate) no one left.

 

Marginal notesLet's go to our knowledge of the past - 4 billion by old money's gone, as in the sand... not our special arrows came, were left in the basket on direct and circumstantial evidence... Clearly, M. (Kirilenko) in Smolny.


Marginal notesClick! Important!We turn on the computer, Yandex, all rest and Stop frame, we arrived...
Here he is, M. M. (Kirilenko) - an experienced manager, RUSSIANEWS.Ru:

 

  1. He comes on Voznesensky Prospect, 16 under Vetlugin.
  2. He thrives under Blank.
  3. When Valentina Matvienko, he is showered with awards, gov.spb.ru, 500 million 2007-2010:

    - Digest legal press Petersburg 110506 «Children will have a rest on 1 billion rub.» Sergei Tarasov, vice-governor.
    - How are the tenders (state procurement) on site lenpravda.ru.
    - Who did they want to dismiss, too ... who was shot - you know…
    - Who has won? qz-spb.ru, ipc.spb.ru M. M. (Kirilenko) - is the owner of Wonderland the North Artek Gulag.
    - Zeku nv.v.spb. zerkalenok.ru kurortmaq.ru

With such money, all are on bent legs before him; he opens all doors with his foot at Smolny... about the latest - is not known (the door of the Governor of St. Petersburg)... but skis...

Marginal notesInterior Ministry is building cottage under the heavens for 127 km - «Smolyachkovo Wonderland..» the local «office»(7) is not touched.

 

Marginal notesThere is a site of tribute(8), Look around M. M. (Kirilenko) full names. «Oskin» is one of the sports bases; possible it is biathlon of Department of Own Safety of The Ministry of Internal Affairs.

Budget of grandmothers... a lot of money... Ligovsky Prospect, 256. Silanteva Jeanne Vyacheslavovna disappeared, together with all the staff and money (last update 24.03.2007 GOU «Baltic Coast» «Arsenal» web-studio).

Marginal notesAll boys, girls are advanced in the PC. Zhuk Valentin Arkadevich phone (812) 764-04-00, Sergey Mihajlovich Gubanenkov and M. M. (Kirilenko) phone (812) 764-43-59.

 

Marginal notesVavilenko Ljudmila Vladimirovna «TD Rainbow» - no ... Just Vavilenko ... and then - Eureka! M. M. (Kirilenko) and K-president of St. Petersburg, and a candidate in Moscow:
What Komsomol reconnaissance Grach, Shef and others dreamed in campaigns around the campfire? sae-spb.narod.ru

Marginal notesWhen we wore heavy zinc(9), we sat on the passes(10). 1962-1990 (the years of her works) Galina Mihajlovna Chernjakova(11) «St. Petersburg Vedomosti» №41 06.03.2001.

 

Marginal notes…we are listening to the whispers in the corridors, people are worried…

 

Marginal notesPerhaps, M. (Kirilenko) will go to Moscow to implement a budget with Blank; for whom do they set fire to people of Butovo(12).

 

Marginal notesRasputins are managing the country in power, in the VIP boxes - bandits…

 

Marginal notes…it is a shame as our girls are stand along the tracks, and Ksenia (probably Sobchak) a disgrace to Vladimir Putin... but Moriarty is in the Kremlin does not take place, where is compromising information? Does not found, but at such rudeness, a valuable thing is in development. Where are the CIA watching? With our is clear: into the trough to M. M. (Kirilenko).

 

Marginal notesOnly the paranoid may throw power over the bridge so. We will teach suckers press the keys... people come to settle accounts with scams of Smolny... hotels do not have enough... let's see, maybe and Patrushev on his a leash…

 

Marginal notesWe are silent for 2-3 months and we are looking «quietly all return to the suppliers».

 

Marginal notesThe request from the specialists: to give to Gurevich(13) the Hero of Russia. You have own gods; stop to burn Butovo.

 

Marginal notes«Alpha», «Vympel» hello!

 

Marginal notesGreed killed the wolf. They will not enter the Kremlin on a white horse. Although, let's wait and see.

 

Marginal notesFSB confirmation of receipt, Tuesday, Wednesday, story about Gurevich on the Central Television, program «Time». Run to the M. M. (Kirilenko)...

 

Marginal notesWe will hand over a information to suckers... let they shoot and burn cottages on 127 km... maybe, at least the ashes remain from the servants of the people, for children and grandmothers…

 

Marginal notesPatrushev, should we explain to the cops that this connection to Komsomol-trackers?... electron back with a victory and the phone is not determined... we stand at the door your Chaldeans ... but the leg open to any hardware, according to our data.
The result of their work: it is slavery, suicide, the sold apartments of suppliers. Games are over in the sandbox on the river Oredezh(14)

Marginal notesIn the «office» someone had highly protects them too and well gets money from this... will be an ostrich in the sand or hit a hand on the ass, will be and a cat in a black room…

 

Marginal notesNight search operation anti-terror... will be Ass... we ask for the posts... the heads of departments of Cherepovets(15) will sit... we go back to the good old days... the colonels A are going to take...


1 April joke (2007).

 

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Meaning of words:

(1) Blank, (2) Vetlugin, (3) Krotov - (1) - Head of the Finance Committee of St. Petersburg, (2) - head of the Committee of economy and trade of St. Petersburg, where budget millions were distributed, (3) - one of the leaders of the Government of St. Petersburg.

(4) Bull - this is athletic man with criminal manners.

(5) SS NW SB RF - Security Service of the Northwest Savings Bank of the Russian Federation.

(6) DB - The Database on the residents of St. Petersburg and Leningrad region. Almost immediately after receiving the jokes from «1 APR 2007», the FSB started the removal of the database on radio markets of Moscow and Saint-Petersburg (instead of catching M. M. Kirilenko).

(7) Office - FSB on Liteiny Prospect.

(8) Site of tribute - Sites of Arbitration Courts, where Kirilenko and company do not charge their debts, but «forgive».

(9) Zinc - these are boxes whith zinc ammunition and zinc coffins.

(10) We sat on the passes - participated in hostilities.

(11) Galina Mihajlovna Chernjakova - led the Pioneers and Schoolchildren's Palace in Leningrad, from 1962 to 1990, and she is well aware of the main characters of this group.

(12) For whom do they set fire to people of Butovo - for which holders of power, people were evicted from their land, the houses set on fire.

The scout A. М. Gurevich(13) Gurevich - A. М. Gurevich (1913-2009 - 95 years) - Soviet military intelligence GRU officer. Key: Gurevich Red Chapel, the legendary «Kent». Also read the book of Walter Schellenberg, «Memoirs of Hitler's spy».

Anatoliy Markovich Gurevich went down in history second world war as a «scout illegal №1».
Gurevich worked with Harro Schulze-Boysen, who handed «Kent» detailed strategic plan of the German attack on the Soviet Union in 1942.

Key: Serdyukov Hero of Russia. The former Minister of Defence of the Russian Federation (in March 2012) was awarded the title of Hero of Russia by closed the order. This would be taken into account as a mitigating circumstance, if the case of the former Minister went to court.

(14) River Oredezh - River in the south-west of Leningrad region, where members of the Komsomol (of the group) carried out the military-sports games.

(15) Departments of Cherepovets - Cherepovets Military Engineering Institute of Radio Electronics of the Russian Ministry of Defense.

 


We want to act according to the law, and not «by the rules of the underworld»


We never killed no one in life (although some already possible and necessary!), a finger did not touch a fly (fly swatter only), we are not lawyers, we have everything is just according to the law!
We will not going to kill anyone, even if asked (to order) we will not do this, though the certificate is, if the contact is kind of messed up, a key or toy out there with the fuse take off.

Someone switched on air conditioning (there were stuffy to the servants of the people at the meeting after drinking) or the lights on the christmas tree, someone and blame. It was an accident, the guest-worker installed all and then went away; M. Kirilenko and the company put one blow to the hospital battalion of cadets of the Military Space Academy (VKA), but Tajik is guilty with his unwashed hands. And until now, the whole country and Interpol (www: interpol.int, www: interpol.ru (in Russia) they can not find! So our electrician and plumber is resting in the mountains, on an island in the Pacific ocean with a blonde, than we are worse, we are all equal before the law too.

 

Love to the country we wear on the tips of bayonets, and all to make things more merrily, was decided to equate the bayonet (to attach) to pen (so no blood) and to give for the people «Bunny», will be softer to sit in the chair «United Russia» and the President of the Russian Federation V. Putin still is «our man»! All only within the law and without filthy language, which for us is very difficult, but netiquette is necessary. Tried to control ourselves as we could... The head is not for the cap! Who should ask the First person of FSB in Russia, etc...?!
Сorrectly

In such case as the our, marksmanship, as a rule, the result of inactivity of power (the Interior Ministry, prosecutors, courts, etc.) and despair, outrage, as the desire to punish the offender, as an extreme measure of protection and the highest measure of justice. Still we have measures the forces and capabilities dime a dozen, many more water in the tanks, it is possible to rub all for a long time.

 

This Hochma for operational and operational and technical services that are not asleep at their posts to guard personal interests Kirilenko and K, as well as the P-resident.

 

All the services are already «dead tired» and «looking for» M. M. Kirilenko


Before you send the postman on offices they have warned that it is dangerous and can be unusual events, for which it is necessary to pay attention and remember.
«I will», - he says, - «to look around, not to get under the pavement roller, when the pavement roller will overtake Mercedes».

Handed over documents in St. Petersburg, and it was all quiet (except calls from the tax service, night calls one of the victims ...), but only the documents taken in the Moscow and passed the pack of all the post assembly, where the direct mail in the FSB (index to see on receipts, Pages 30-37 of the case), save staff time Central Office for future verification of the information…

 

Case pages (In memory of M. Manevich) postman read fluently in Moscow alone, without delving into the essence of the matter, that is, to most importantly - ... any way to return the money. Three months later, at a meeting Postman and said: «Guys, can you easier? Because then your almost ran me down on your moon rover»

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I.e. FSB Directorate in St. Petersburg by order of N. Patrushev via A. Ruchyev sent direction finding group, when they found out who sent the documents, by telephone databases; and they went for georeferencing of object in the field, on maps and on satellite imagery (binding target).

The car with the direction finderImmediately evident that they are «looking for» Kirilenko and K (Company) under orders of President Vladimir Putin! Do You often see the cars with the dish on the roof with small antennas on Nevsky prospect or on the road, near the house??? Look out the window... Can you see Anything? Car should look something like the picture. But the antenna can be with another dish, with small antennas in a circle and large in the center.

 

Why is as soon as something happens, so once Putin in a reply... and documents were sent in the FSB in may 2008, and Patrushev is subject only to the President of the Russian Federation, may be D. Gryzlov brought a copy, but it was very fast work... We calmed of the postman, that they will now climb to the apartment, but he replied: «They will not climb; already 2 times they were setting all, all set up, the 3rd time they will be to remove all.

We called on the phone and warned, who will be responsible in Moscow and 2 other addresses; you are promised. They can never have enough on the street of Cosmonauts. Anyone in Moscow will remember what is the «Flying path of Kruchina». Friends have gone through the boss in «Administrative authorites of the CPSU Central Committee». For ordinary readers: Management Authority CC CPSU - this selection, placement staffing Soviet power structures. «Flight path of Kruchina» - it is suicide of the manager N. E. Kruchina, on the orders of the Secretary-General M. Gorbachev. How it was, with questions to Mikhail Gorbachev (he is alive and well)!
«...Let, he says, they guard. If they would be in Ruchev's place, all administration is in the masks and OZK (combined arms protective kit) ran around the St. Petersburg...», we sit, we know nothing, except the full name and that he served. We are looking wonderingly... and the postman continues: «Violated virtually all the instructions for object tracking. What is so difficult in the 7th division, to come and to take a camera or binoculars? And not to run over the object when it is in the center of the circle».

 

I asked to come with a written order on «assassination», to have something to light a candle on his own grave. Accidentally two postman's friends were the commanders of special groups of the FSB, he doesn't know their names. So he said that it is necessary to treat one, because he is nervous... his nickname was the «mad Colonel». Sometimes such fun incidents occur in our vanity of life…

 

Anecdote from the life...


Our FSB - it is a continuous anecdote. Let's start with an anecdote:

«Vasily Ivanovich Chapaev and Petka are sitting and loaded (they booze) of Marxism-Leninism from the bottle of moonshine in the hut.
The orderly (soldier who carries out minor tasks for a superior officer) runs into the house:
- White Guards are in the woods!
Answer:
- Pour, Petka!


The orderly is knocking a second time:
- White Guards are coming to the village!
Answer:
- Pour, Petka!


Third time:
- Whites in the village!
The answer is the same. The soldier with a distorted face:
- White Guards in the street!


The answer is the same. And after drinking a glass:
- Petka, can you see me?
- No!
- So we disguised!…»


Key: Foodline Patrushev


In the 1 April joke it was stated «Ligovskoe», one of the principal on the basis of firm «Foodline». It is the Sponsor of volleyball events, where the brother of the director of the FSB of the Russian Federation is present. Ie he read the congratulations on behalf Nikolai Patrushev Platonovich (key: Foodline Patrushev)! Question: How much do you need to drink to not remember the name of the neighbor in the feast?! We think, that coffee and cheese belonged to «Foodline», and everything else - stolen. On the health!…

In a statement by the FSB on May 27, 2008 e-mail box is specified: waleramaster@yandex.ru. This post belongs to V. N. Vinogradov (see this page of the case), M. Kirilenko is turned Vinogradov's family out of the house, the summer of 2007. V. N. Vinogradov served in a group of advisers of the Russian President Vladimir Putin at the rank of FSB Lieutenant Colonel... wherever you look, all FSB knows, but can not find. We want, that news from the FSB brought pleasure to Vinogradov; now to please his by this Website...
  The fact that Lyudmila Narusova knows senior M. Kirilenko, we learned initially in Moscow by the FSB; later residents of St. Petersburg have confirmed this, they remember of the oath!

If the best intelligence agencies of the country can not find of «villains» on the orders of the Presidents. Vladimir Putin and Dmitry Medvedev can know from L. Narusova the information about them. Perhaps they do not know her too?! For the rest, we explain that Lyudmila Narusova is the mother of Ksenia Sobchak, and the second wife of Anatoly Sobchak, a member of the Federation Council of the Tuva; actually she is the Godmother (...Not to be confused with a biological mother; their mother in the jail, that gave birth to the Presidents in the Monday) two Presidents of Russia and A. A. Sobchak is the godfather.


Key: Art group «War» palace coup


Vladimir Putin and Dmitry Medvedev - are the godchildren, in a word, as in Italy - «Cosa Nostra», but more cooler, in the Russian scale. Who does not believe, throw a stone (potatoes) in the FSB building in Lubyanka Square in Moscow and at the Foundry, 4 in St. Petersburg. The building, which is easy to find on the Internet at the signpost on the bridge. Key: War Art Group palace coup and others, and also phallus, which famous in the whole world; it was located in front of the Regional Office of St. Petersburg, like the sign of merit assessment FSB in the fight against evil!

We do not know where or how, but in America are jealous of St. Petersburg, such sizes is impressive! ... Art group «War» and the other the same, we propose to hand over money or potatoes one of the kindergartens of the Moscow district of St. Petersburg, for example, №16!!! The money is already in St. Petersburg, but you only have to give money to children, do not turn machines of «Ponte» (of cops)!

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